{"product_id":"welcome-to-the-shitshow-funny-rude-sweary-candle-fruity-pebbles","title":"Welcome to the Shitshow - Funny, Rude, Sweary Candle: Fruity Pebbles","description":"Funny, light hearted (sometimes rude) candles make a perfect personalized gift for any occasion. They laughingly convey the ideal message and are a great way to say what your thinking without saying a word ;)\n\nBe sure to check out our whole section of funny, rude and naughty candles right here brought to you by \"Naughty Wickers\" (that little known family member that nobody talks about).\n\nCotton Wick, 7.5 oz net wt., Coconut Soy wax\n\nGreat scents to choose from.\n\nButt Naked: Strawberry, banana, peach \u0026amp; melon\nCountry Berry: Sweet ripe berries\nFresh Linen: Linen\nFruity Pebbles: Fruity cereal\nLick Me All Over: Raspberry, watermelon, jasmine, grapefruit, kumquat\nMonkey Farts: Banana, peach, strawberry, pineapple, coconut, orange \u0026amp; musk\nPeppermint: Peppermint\nPina Colada: Coconut, pineapple and fruit\nPine: Pine \u0026amp; Birch\nStrawberries \u0026amp; Cream: Strawberries and whip cream\nVanilla Cream: Maple, honey, cocoa, vanilla cream\nUnscented\n\nBurn times:   7.5 oz | 40 to 50 hours\n\n","brand":"Dark Horse Handcrafted","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41893564743723,"sku":null,"price":19.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0614\/7774\/8779\/files\/5c363374f0d90253cb9f1eeffe1db5e4bdb5d3b8139874638ad2aec714e3399b.jpg?v=1752361761","url":"https:\/\/0zawqc-ip.myshopify.com\/products\/welcome-to-the-shitshow-funny-rude-sweary-candle-fruity-pebbles","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}